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| - I would give this joint a 5 star review just for the giant man with a FUPA the size of little Italy, who wore tight cotton shorts, an "I like my attitude problem" shirt, and Velcro sneakers. He was bent over the side of a craps table, holding on for dear life, as he pissed away more of his hard earned (govt assistance requires someone working hard) cash. Seriously, it was epic.
The Grandview Buffet was good. It's no Bellagio buffet, but the food quality is above average with a nice range of choices. I like to remind people
That if a buffet has 400 types of cuisine, it's highly likely that they all will give you dysentery by the time you waddle out of the casino. They had nice, fresh salad bar, peel & eat shrimp, several types of food (Chinese, Italian, Mongolian BBQ, American), and a dessert station that served treats in mini containers, and nice small portions. At the end of a buffet, most people want to taste a little of each dessert & these sizes were perfect & left for less wasting of food.
The casino smelled like what I would imagine's eminem's mom's trailer smells like.
Oh & parking was free. I dont get it when people criticize the aesthetics of a concrete parking structure. Most are ugly. A garage is A-OK in my book, as long as it's not a poorly lit death trap with one of those spiral exit/entry ramps that give leave you dizzy, nauseous, and fearing you will scrape the side of your car the whole way up/down a level. Giving the place a 3 because of the smoke.
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