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  • Sorry, Sorry Coffee Co. But no. I'm sorry. I love your name. I love your cups. I love your chalkboard sign. I was excited to come in and become one of your newest customers. I live in your 'hood. I walk by you regularly. I'm sorry I ordered the hot chocolate. You see, it OFFENDED me. Now, I know it sounds crazy to be offended by hot chocolate. Believe me, I myself did not know such a thing was possible until tonight. I'm sorry. I love hot chocolate! So much! I order hot chocolates all the time, it's my favourite hot drink of choice. I didn't know where yours would rank but I figured, hey, it's hot chocolate. It will be delicious no matter what. Even if it's not the best I've ever had. And this place seems so cool, it just seems like the kind of place to have delicious hot chocolate. I'm sorry. Your staff were polite and seemed cool. The drinks we ordered were pretty. Your location is awesome. I'm sorry. My first sip of hot chocolate burned as it went down my throat. What an odd feeling. Not like it was too hot, but like it was spicy. I took another sip. Ouch. Like experiencing a raw sore throat again. Then it hit me, it dawned on me exactly what was going on. Oh. My. Goodness. This wasn't hot chocolate. This was hot chocolate with a little kick. Maybe cayenne. Maybe chili pepper is your secret ingredient. I'm sorry, I get it. Mexican hot chocolate is pretty trendy and people love it. Some people. I'm sure I read that somewhere. And it is kind of 'cool' to add something kind of interesting to your hot chocolate. And if that was my thing, well you would have surprised and delighted me as a smile would spread across my face wondering "Hey- is this burning feeling some SPICE in my hot chocolate?" But no. No. NO. You see, I personally HATE. Yes, hate- ugh really really dislike- chocolate combined with hot spice. I would never order it. It actually turns my stomach. I don't get it. Sure, other people may love it. But not me. So, when I order 'hot chocolate' I really mean that's what I would like- some hot chocolate. You can play around with the milk, the chocolate, the foam, the whipped cream, the cocoa topping- but please, do not put spice in my hot chocolate and keep it a secret from me! I'm sorry- it's too big of a secret. Too big of a surprise. How many customers are ordering a hot chocolate from you and finding it to be 'off' or unsure of that burning feeling in their throat? I don't know, I'm sure you don't know. But there is one we now both know about- me! I would like to humbly propose to you that you add a regular hot chocolate option OR at least indicate somehow that you're making Mexican Hot Chocolate. I never would have ordered it or at least would have asked the barista if they would be able to make me a spice-less version. It was kind of expensive but I had hoped it would be worth it. And a lot of people order hot chocolate for kids- shouldn't they be able to tell somehow that it's spicy and be able to decide properly if that will appeal to their kids? I'm sorry also to say that my husband, a big Flat White fan, said that he wasn't impressed with his flat white. So, this isn't a place we'll be returning to. I'm sorry but your hot chocolate offended me. And I'm sorry to write the first bad review.
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