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dateCreated	2010-02-10 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Scottsdale Plumbing Company
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rev:text	One of Phoenix Yelp's most famous Yelpers has an infamous father known affectionately by her and others as a peddler of bombast. In addition to balderdash, he sells one of a kind parts for a certain variety of entertainment devices. They're one of a kind because the devices are old and you can't get parts anywhere else North of 1969. His garage is probably the only place in the world where you can find some of these parts. He manufactures them himself. So he can charge a bloody fortune for them. Like, a fortune! The markup is in the thousands of percentage. Enter Scottsdale plumbing. My mom had trouble turning down the hot water in her shower and being that I'm so handy, off to work I go... The internal components were completely calcified and 30 years old. Needles to say, Ace Hardware doesn't have one of the necessary large-threaded attachments I need to complete the job. Neither does Lowes, where I was told "Sometimes you just have to call a plumber." I am a plumber, asshole. I rerouted the guest bathroom to two shower heads in the womb, biatch! So I have to go to the famous Scottsdale Plumbing Co. I'm a bit of a femme, so every time I go into a place like this I throw on my Sportiqe apparel so they'll show me some goddamned respect. I would say that this was no different, though, to be fair, I didn't wear my tragically heterosexual deep V so we may never know. But they're definitely gruff, as expected. So they gouge... Oh, sorry, I mean they sell me two parts I need. The part I bought that I couldn't find anywhere else was $70. S E V E N T Y dollars. I have worked at a machine shop. I know this is a $.70 part but because it's unavailable anywhere else, S$E$V$E$N$T$Y dollars. How they sleep at night... Ok so in addition to this part, which I have no choice but to buy, they sell me the other part I need which is available at ACE. SPC charges $57 for this part. I bought it at ACE for about $35. I took it back to SPC and they were cool about the exchange. But damn! So anyway, buy nothing but the very minimum of what you need there. I appreciate that they're there. I just wish they were a little less expensive.
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