Dr Mr. Manager.
Why are you such a jerk? I didn't want a cheeseburger. I wanted a hamburger. So when I ordered a cheeseburger with the cheese on the side (as it was part of the deal) you refused. You said it was because of the liners / bags were all accounted for.
I get it. Fast food economically efficient because of these systems.
But really man. Put it on a napkin. Throw it in the garbage. I don't care what you do with the darn cheese just don't put it on my burger.
He insisted that I peel it off myself. This proved impossible as he microwaved my burger with the cheese on it.
I've decided to eat these burgers. And to throw up at your doorstep when my allergy to your cheese kicks in.
Your fault. Not mine. You see sir... You have your policies and I have mine; namely that I insist on throwing up food on the persons property that served it to me.
I might even make this a weekly thing!