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| - While traveling for business in Montreal, I had the pleasure of visiting Candi Bar, which is about as far from a business meeting as one could imagine. It's noisy, it smells like sugar and the strobe lights are as hangover-inducing as a schizophrenic rave party from the 90s.
It would be perfect for a girl's night out, although there were plenty of guys there as well (hoping to find a little "Candi" of their own, I suppose?), just don't come here expecting to have a solid one-on-one conversation, as you will wake up realizing your voice has been left somewhere along the famed Mont Royale, no doubt covered in the sticky goodness that you slurped down last night.
I ordered the "Sushi" which came with chopsticks and gummy fish floating throughout, all in a lychee slushie. Really, I wish I had one right now. I also wish I had a chandelier like they have in their bathroom, and a bar made out of pastel-colored Lego blocks in my kitchen, but you can't always get what you want. Unless what you want is a good time and an alcoholic slushie, in that case, head right over to Candi Bar and tell them I said what's up.
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