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  • My wife's holiday office party was here last weekend. Not sure how much of this was the result of it being a private party and how much was just Magnolia. The drinks were weak...there might've been a thimble of gin in my $9 G&T. The decor is typical "we didn't spend a lot but want you to think we're cool" modern: bare concrete, exposed mechanical piping/ductwork, and then someone splashed some paint around and hung flat screens everywhere. It always makes me laugh when people gush about this type of decor...it's not done that way to look cool and minimalist, kids. It's done that way because it's cheap. We had 3 simultaneous DJ's (because it takes 6 hands to play a precorded party mix) who played a continuous medley of every MTV hit from 1982 - 1999, which was actually nicely chosen for our crowd's demographic. Except they only played 10 seconds of each song at top volume, so with all the overdriven distortion and echoes off the concrete walls and everyone yelling into each other's ears, by the time you were like, "Hey, this is a great song!" it would switch to the next one. There's no dance floor, so the only reason to go there is to drink and socialize. But the drinks are weak and overpriced and the music so loud that everyone was hoarse with ringing ears after an hour. We left as soon as we gracefully could, and while we were waiting for the valet, heard similar comments from other people sneaking out.
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