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  • this is my 100th Review!!! woot! Woot! Ahem... So this place had some really good and some really bad...but the good outweighed the bad I think. First the good: As always, with worldmark the room was really nice. The furniture was cute, the setup was nice and the bed was comfortable. I love all the standard amenities that come with a room through WM...the kitchen facilities, the washer/dryer in the room etc. This room was noticeably smaller than the other resorts I've stayed in but no big whoop. Still rather nice. Resort amenities were also nice. There are actually TWO huge pools and one even had a super fun looking volleyball game going on!!! I soooo wanted to join! But I didn't...cuz I was shy. lol. The lazy river was also nice but yes...cuckarachas...but I'll get to those dudes later. I also enjoyed the spa. I got an AMAZING full body massage!! If you go, you gotta get the African guy...I've forgotten his name but he is SUPER sweet and will JAZZ HANDS THE FUCK out of your back knots!!! I'm serious!! He puts his elbow in the knotted spot and then does this shimmy with his hands and it feels AAWWWEEESSOOMMEEEE!!! Ok, the bad: 'THE FREAK????? WHY DID I RECEIVE LIKE 5 calls asking if I received our welcome packet and owner education materials??? Basically it was WM just trying to solicit my guest to join!!! But they would call at like 8 in the morning...THIS IS VEGAS YO!!!! WE JUST GOT TO SLEEP TWO HOURS AGO!!! LEAVE US ALONE!!!! But not only that...I told them we werent interested and they STILL kept calling. Finally I went down to guest services and DEMANDED that they stopped calling. Can you believe they STILL TRIED while we were standing there? BASTARDS!!!!!!!! I just feel like they should either say..."THIS IS MANDATORY" ...OR...they need to try once, get rejected and then leave us the eff alone!!!! I am already a member!!! I pay my dues!!! Don't come at me with the HARD SALE!!!! And finally, the cockroaches. THEY WERE NOT IN THE ROOMS as another reviewer suggested (at least not in my room) but they were everywhere outside. I couldn't really enjoy the lazy river because as I was floating they would fly in and land next to me/near me/damned near on me ...which would cause my friend to scream CUCKARACHA!!!!! and subsequently cause me to flail about trying to run away from said cuckaracha. No bueno. As far as being so far off the strip. Yeah, that's true...but for me it wasn't that big a deal. If I wanted to stay on the strip...I would have STAYED ON THE STRIP. I actually liked being a little ways away from the madness. And I mean, the shuttle really was convenient for getting out there to party...and just catch a cab home and split it. Not a problem.
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