For the first time in ages I felt like turning into Gordon Ramsey over (A) the way too extensive menu, (B) the execrable "salad bar" that is an insult to salad bars everywhere, (C) the silliest plates I have ever seen in a restaurant (basically a small bowl with a wide brim which makes cutting anything well-nigh impossible), (D) the half burnt half raw and cold salmon "steak" I was served with (E) a way overly drenched pasta that tasted like nothing but acidic tomatoes and last but not least (F) the too loud music that made conversation difficult at best. No wonder they were giving away coupons to the place on the boardwalk. Never going back ever.