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  • In the words of my partner, the Lili cafe experience is "a delicious, healthy meal, served with a side of Scorn." He and I have been to Lili a handful of times both separately and together, and it always seems like the staff have nothing but disdain for our presence. What is it about our visage and manner that offends them so? Too few tattoos? Not enough vintage Riot Grrl band patches on our bike saddlebags? One example: My first time for brunch we ordered at the counter, but because there were staff milling about tables, I did not think I needed to bus my table when we were done. We got up to leave, and a very pissed-off-sounding staff person intercepted me to say, "you need to bus your own table; we don't DO that here, asshat." Okay let me emphasize that she definitely did, in reality, not say the word "asshat." I'm taking creative liberties so you can properly appreciate the scorn dripping from every syllable. So there's the Scorn. There is also the tasty food. They don't seem to much want our type of business, but we definitely want their type of food. I have only had brunch, but my dining partner raves about how their sandwiches are some of the tastiest and healthiest in town with many vegan options. The brunches are delicious fixed-price plates-- usually a yummy vegetarian and a meat option each Sunday. We had some sort of top-notch veggie scramble with a side of toast and potatoes, if I recall. The front patio is airy and adorable in nice weather. Just be sure to bus your own table ;).
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