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| - I am furious with this place! In the past I have been a big fan of Pro Tan (other locations) as the beds tend to be newer and well maintained. But this location has got to be the worst.
The girls are snotty (which is fast becoming my biggest pet peeve - self absorbed high school girls with a minimum wage job who think they are gods gift to the world. Get a clue, honey.)
But the thing that really put this place on my sh*t list is their spray tanning. They have the Versa spa booth. A very simplified way to get a tan. You stand in four different positions and boom, done. Normally that is.
The first time I Versa tanned at this location the machine sputtered, and I could tell something was wrong. Sure enough once it had "developed" it was spotty in places. I called the manager and she was nice enough and offered to let me try again. So, ok I can understand equipment error, so I dutifully scrubbed the first layer of my skin off and went back. It worked the second time, but it was a pain in the butt to have to go out of my way while on vacation.
So I'm in the area again a few months later. And, I go in for a spray tan. This time the girl at the front wants to sell me the primer, the tan, and the after moisture lock. I agreed to give it a shot, thinking "hey this might be new and improved". But no. Now instead of just going in and having all three primer,tan, and moisture in-one, they want you to pay more money to literally learn a cheerleading routine. Back, front, side, side, back, front, side, back, front...seriously?
But I didn't even have the opportunity to finish my glorious dance routine, because after the first front, side step....the machine gurgled and died. Thats right, folks. I was standing there naked and cold with half a spray tan. Pretty much the exact thing that a person worries about when first hearing about spray tans, but which one is assured "never happens!"
To cut my rant short, I had to get dressed, get the bimbo up front (sure enough, her words were "Oh it has never done this before." No sorry, no offer to fix the situation) Her best effort was to tell me she could reset it and I could try to leap in at the point where I was left off. Needless to say I told her I wanted my money back. This prompted her to have to call the manager, and finally ask for the credit card that I had paid with so she could refund the charges. At that point I asked why I couldn't just have my cash back since I hadn't paid with a credit card. It was a joke.
Its a shame I won't ever be back here because the location was great for me, but by now if something annoying/shitty/ridiculous happened there it would just be shame on me for not learning my lesson.
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