Decent pizza that makes up for quality with quantity. You need to eat the pizza here with a fork and a knife... or find a way to finesse a bite without the pizza falling apart. They're huge, but a huge part of it is a massive crust. Pro tip: season your pizza by getting drunk during the evening. It helps the pizza taste a little better. The margherita pizza was the best and that's coming from someone who likes pepperoni and sausage.
So why the one star? The service.
One morning before heading out to the river, my girlfriend went up to the counter to ask when they would open. There were 3 guys behind the counter, each facing the glass, heads down. My girlfriend said excuse me three times. Not once did anyone acknowledge her. I was standing about 6-7 feet away and I could hear her clearly.
Another example of poor service was when I got back one night from the river. I stood in line underneath the "order here" sign. The guy making pizza was doing his own thing. Then another guy came out to work on other orders. No one said a word. Other people began to wonder where to order. At that moment, someone walked up to the register and began ordering, even though other people, including myself were waiting at the "order here" sign first. I asked where we should order and finally they said I would be next.
The hours of operation on yelp are also incorrect. I believe they close at 10 PM as of July 2017. Anyway, the poor service seems to be a common topic amongst customers. I was able to experience it myself.