0 stars. No. Negative five!!!! This was the worst attempted dining experience I've ever had. A complete fustercluck of a restaurant. Perfect candidate for that restaurant impossible show. TONS of tables empty but told there would be a 30 minute wait. Grabbed a table near the bar and a waitress took our happy hour drink orders. 20 minutes later still no drinks. They told us our table was ready and the table they had for us was almost on top of the hostess table where about 12 other customers were crowded around waiting for tables. The fact that they would even seat people there is Sad. (This table btw was empty when we first came in so I don't understand the 20 minute wait for the crappiest table in Town) We said we didn't want to sit there and they told us it would be ANOTHER 20 min for another table even though there were many empty tables in the restaurant and on patio. We said we'd go back to our table near the bar and have our drinks there which our waitress had said were "almost ready". We went back and the waitress brought our silverware. We asked where our drinks were and she said they were coming out soon and they were really "weeded" tonight. I said "we've been waiting twenty minutes" and she said "I told them to hurry up already" she then ran to the computer and typed something in so I don't think she ever put in our drink orders. We look over at the bar and the bartender is chillin out, looking relaxed leaning up against the bar talking leisurely to a customer. How long does it take Lucile's to pour a shot and a couple of beers? I guess I will never know because my party was too impatient to wait more than 25 minutes for our drinks. Got there at 6:30 to take advantage of happy hour- left at 6:54 very sober and hungry and too late to get to any other happy hours. If they can't pour a drink in under 25 minutes, I can't imagine how long it would have taken us to receive food. Everyone who worked there looked and acted like it was their first day on the job. The only thing Lucile's succeeded in doing was giving me and my fam bam the blues.