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| - Our bachelorette party went to Sapphire - the world's largest double strip club...I don't know how true that was, but damn, that place was big. But too crowded and too touristy, which is where they make their money, but from someone not shy about going to them (having gone to one the week prior, literally), this one was not a place I would return to.
I had to pay a $25 cover, though the cab driver gave us drink tickets, and then once inside, you couldn't move freely between the men and women sides. WTF?! I was not happy about that - but I want my cake and eat it too, so, maybe I'm used to something else.
The girls were a mish mash of pretty, girl-next-door, eh, and ohmygodssheshot. And there were a lot of them - the ratio was pretty good for a big, busy club. That was the most impressive thing, in my opinion.
It took us forever to find a girl worthy of a lap dance, but I blame the pickiness of the bachelorette, and the drinks SUCKED. Not only that, in order to sit, you have to reserve a table...no sitting at the bar because they're maybe five seats at each one, of course completely full for the entire time they're open. That's how they make their money, I get that, but still...pretty women would get more money from me, drinks-tips-dances-all three, if I could've sat!
I would've gladly gone to another, perhaps more divey place, without the cover and the ability to have better drinks and a place to sit and watch.
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