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  • THIS is the place to go if you want to break your collar bone! Miles of competitive course- ups, downs, berms, jumps, technical, FAST! I took a buddy of mine out here the first time I went mountain biking with him, we were on the Long Loop for no longer than 10 minutes when we came to a STEEP drop. I took it and it was fine but there was some sand down in the ravine, he took it and unfortunately hit the brakes when he hit the sand. My friend (let's call him "Mike") went FLYING! Stop, drop and roll. "Mike" stood up and said, while rubbing his shoulder, "something doesn't feel right" So we walked our bikes back to the car and ran into some hippies with "whiskey". "Mike" said, "Go take the 3 mile sport loop, I'm gonna hang with these guys" So I took it. DAMN, that was 12 TONS OF FUN!! (I am in love with capital letters today, the coffee just kicked in!) Took "Mike" to the emergency room after, his collar bone had multiple breaks. A few weeks later I brought another friend, we'll call him "Eric" out there, took the Long Loop but made the mistake of telling him where "Mike" busted himself up. "Eric" ended up walking down Collar Bone Gulch instead of riding that spot. I highly recommend it, wear your helmet! *** Hi, this is "Eric." I may not be a GIANT COCKSWINGING STUD like Aaron, but at least my collarbone is intact. Fucker.
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