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| - Oh, Kiwe, Kiwe, Kiwe,
How I would so love to give your pretentious little hut a stellar review. However, not today, my friend, not today. Note - I'm not reviewing the drinks or the eats - I didn't make it that far, as the service was so abhorrent I ended up leaving. Went there last night with a friend for a drink or two. Saving a long story, after bypassing the tiny gatekeeper of a hostess and securing a table in the back room, we were met with disdain by waitstaff. Dishes were angrily cleared from the table in a clatter, and the cocktail menu was flicked at my friend, much like cards at a blackjack table. 17 seconds later, our waiter returned to demand if we needed more time with the menu. WTF? Did I roll into your digs with a grocery cart full of garbage? Was this a private event? Did I sit and order water for 2 hours, leaving a 3cent tip and a mess to clean up? Really, Kiwe? Really? We left shortly after this drama and went to The Wellington. Don't think I'll be back.
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