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SHMANYWAYS, Bolt is straight to the point, offering healthy, wholesome to-go meals that are organic and gluten free. I grabbed a cold pressed Beet Juice, and let me just say, their Beet juice is my top 5 contender for Beet Juice's I've consumed (Number 1 Beet Juice is that one time I worked some Hippie Music Festival in BC and after the night shift of watching teenagers OD'ing on MDMA, and getting schmitty-faced drunk, Mama needed a refreshing Beet Juice to cleanse her palette. That Beet juice was historical and I fantasize about it to this day)
SO YEA, Bolt has a nice Beet Juice. But possibly not the best ever Beet Juice. I also got their vegan curry on Quinoa, it was hearty and a great filling portion, the curry could have done with a touch more seasoning and it was missing something in terms of flavor, but it hit the spot nonetheless.
My main bish and I initially came here because their Acai Bowl looked like a dish of the gods, it was so intricately beautiful in instagram photos on the official Bolt page that we though it must taste like the food of gods. But we were mistaken, looks were deceiving and the acai bowl (which actually comes in a cup? huh?) was pretty bland and our feelings can be summed as such ¯\_(?)_/¯
Points for feeling REALLY healthy while eating the whole thing.
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