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  • Insert One Star for Insert Crap, I mean Coins. I was there for a birthday party last month and we had two tables and bottle service, etc. which cost over $500 more than we were quoted. Gamers Paradise, right? Hell to the no. We were rollin about 20 thirsty gamers deep and they gave us one adorable cocktail waitress who did her best to make sure we were all happy and taken care of, but it was more than she could handle. The one star is for her, her pumped up kicks and the Ms. Pac-Man on the restroom door. Everything else was awful. We had four huge monitors for our video games, but they were set so low that they blocked the view to the bar/club(whatever this place is trying to be is still a mystery) and people could not have conversations. I get it, guys zone out and become video game zombies. All good in the hood, but the layout was so improperly designed it made it difficult to move around and see each other. Basically we couldn't even walk around our VIP area that was reserved for our sweaty asses. Did I say sweaty? I meant SWAMP ASSES. Yes, it was so hot and that's not just from me being high maintenance because I'm not. I just don't want to feel like I am in Hell when I'm freakin gaming. Everyone in our party was hot and uncomfortable. I was worried the cake I had specially designed for the birthday girl was going to melt. I would have cut a bitch if that happened. Luckily it didn't, but all of this just killed the vibe. My other HUGE complaint is that I have a feeling Insert Coins may not be in compliance or up to code with the amount of patrons they let in. Since our tables were in a back corner if there was a fire and we were trying to run for our lives we would likely fry like bacon, little piggies!!! (This would be the song you would hear- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsHITZRCgqs) Insert Coins I don't want to play with you or your joystick anymore. GAME OVER
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