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| - I am far from a hairy-pitted feminist but recently I walked pass this place and there was some sort of promotion going on where two of the the waitresses were outside twirling hula-hoops and it had me shaking my head. No idea what it was for. And in retrospect, I guess it was for nothing except to get noticed. And it worked. Kudos.
I get that the uniform requirement is probably wear two sizes too small, but sweetheart, if you're pushing three or four sizes out of your league, upgrade. You'll look more sexy if the "clothes" hug your curves and not squeeze the f*ck out of them so that they're looking for any means of escaping.
On with the food... I don't remember.
Now before you think the 2-star rating is based on the scantilly clad waitresses coupled with my insecurities about my own body, let me explain: The food was ok, whatever it was, and it went well with whatever alcoholic beverage I was drinking at the time. But the phrase "Meh, I've experienced better" is perfect for this place. The waitress was a bit rude, inattentive and seemed like no matter how she treated her customers, she was bound to get a good tip anyway. She probably did but mainly because the table was drunk and bad at math.
The rooftop patio is pretty sweet but be warned that there's a minimal amount of shade up there. Those umbrellas, they do nothing on those intensely hot summer days. As an alternative to the coveted rooftop, the mainfloor isn't that bad when the shutters are open and you're free to people-watch, but why would you since the T&A is serving you drinks.
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