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| - Hold on to your hats folks, this is going to be a bumpy ride! Zumanity will have you laughing from the time you are seated, till the time you leave the theater. This show is amazing, now I should start off by saying this is a 18 and older show. There is nudity, adult jokes, and anything that might be too taboo to talk about at the office, but you will anyways. Zumanity is a cross between burlesque, cabaret, and amazing acrobatics. The main host is an unusually tall woman, with a deeper then normal voice (wink wink). If you are lucky, she might invite you and your date two a threesome. During Zumanity you ladies will be taught how to make breast implants the cheap way, while you guys will be shown the many options to dildos. A man will bend his body in half, women will do the same, but stacked on top of each other. A woman will dance a beautiful African dance, while a Devil circles her grunting, and sliding around the stage. You will see ribbon dancing, chain dancing, two men dancing. You will see it all, and in the end, you'll be begging for more.
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