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| - I wish I could say that waiting over two hours for my pizza to get here only made it more delicious. But it didn't. As a matter of fact, when I finally got the pizza, the cheese was cold. Which was disheartening, since I did ask the driver if my pizza was still warm, and he said, "Well, it's not COLD."
No, no it was definitely cold. But can I blame Oliveo Pizza for the fact that their drivers were never effectively taught the difference between hot and cold? Or should I have told him that when I say I live on Farmer Avenue it means I DON'T live on Ash Avenue? Poor kid. It's okay, though, I left him a tip just in case he might want to use it to go to school one day.
Although, I am not one who enjoys receiving the short end of the stick. After all, I did eventually give up on the pizza coming at all and just ordered something from Dominoes. And I'd like to say that ordering two pizzas in one night isn't exactly ladylike behavior.
So, after talking to a manager over the phone, he agreed to give me a free pizza. You know, a hot one. If it could ever find it's way to my house.
But just as the conversation was ending, he asked me if he could make a suggestion, which I was truly not interested in hearing. He suggested anyway, "MAYBE WHEN YOU ORDER A PIZZA YOU SHOULD STAY BY YOUR PHONE."
So to all of you: Giving Oliveo your correct address and being patient isn't quite enough for a delivery driver to make it to your house.
Hit me up if you want a free pizza from somewhere that doesn't appreciate customer satisfaction.
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