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| - ** TOURIST TRAP ALERT ** Okay... enough is enough. If you are a reality star, then your lower intelligence will probably con you into thinking this restaurant is great; as the tiny portions of crappy food will keep you skinny and hungry. But if you are one of these types, please stop telling people how wonderful such horrific restaurants like this are. Just went for the review acclaimed happy hour yesterday with 4 people, and it sucked BIG TIME! The street tacos were literally one bite, and the chicken was gross, the steak was charred and they tasted disgusting. The chips were unsalted and very burnt tasting, and the salsas were nothing more than jarred grocery store taste. In addition, the salsa cups were so small that you couldn't even get your chip wet. Prickly pear margarita tasted too sweet, and should have been more tart. Loaded nachos with chicken were like eating a wet bowl of cheeese goo, and nothing good about them. Quesadillas were overcooked and just plain wrong. You could literally order 20 street tacos for one person, and get about 3 regular size tacos in food quantity. Quality of food is poor, taste of food is poor, quantity of food is a RIP OFF. Happy hour is guaranteed to make anyone unhappy enough to never come back here again for anything. This is really sad because happy hour should make one want to come back for more, but sadly not here. STAY FAR AWAY from this establishment, it won't get better!
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