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  • It's Ikea... It's Swedish... It has a funny name. If you start having conversations with all your furniture on a first name basis then I would suggest you start trying to broaden your horizons or perhaps re-think your obsession with flat-pack furniture stores. They do have some nice-ish things, but really it's mostly utiltiltarian-get-it-done-for-the-lowest-possible-price-while-saving-on-everything-including-style. And yes, I really did just use 15 hyphens in a single sentence paragraph. My computer workstation lives on an Ikea "Jerker" desk and I have a couple "Billy" bookcases, and my parents gave me a coffee and end-table for which I do not know the names when they fled the big city for the humble cottage and retirement. On the upside, it is cheap, and no doubt a good percentage of the materials are helping to bring sweat-shop workers into the 21st century and helping transform their 3rd world countries into 2nd or perhaps 1st. (ok ok, that is wishful thinking, but it will happen eventually and the world will run out of countries to exploit for cheap labour... The sooner that happens the better since people will be fed up of having to buy the same damn kitchen utensil over and over and over again after the cheaply made ones break again and again and again). Ikea is great to get you the stuff you need to hold your stuff so your humble abode will not look like a disgusting hobo shelter, or look like you're a hoarder with piles of books, knick-nacks and the general crap that we all tend to accumulate over the years.
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