(unspoken thoughts during my meal)
I never eat butter with bread. I never do. It makes people fat. Oh my god THIS TASTES GOOD. This is why people butter their bread! Oh my god I'm going to be so fat AND HAPPY.
My soup! That's some good timing...
Ah damnit my wine glass is getting empty- WHOA! That waiter was all over it! Scratch that. Back to drinking.
Okay so I went into this thinking I'd be all "on a date" and take like two bites and feign fullness but if that bastard thinks he's going to try one more bite of my soup? I'll fucking kill him.
This plate is so gorgeous! It's so dim in here, goddamnit! I can't take any good iPhone-food-porn pics for Twitter, but man does my date look nice. Everyone looks nice. I bet I look really nice. This place makes me totally want to-
MORE WINE! Yaaaaay! Good thing he's focusing on how good his stupid-meaty dish is. I don't think I've looked up since this plate came out.
My good god this is French food; this is fantastic.