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  • Very fun rides: I had a blast on every single ride. No exception, even if I practically let my sphincter almost released the feces I was holding in when I kept hearing scary cracking noises on "Le Monstre". 5/5 Staff: Mostly bored staff, you can tell they are bored out of their mind and they probably don't get many rotations. The problem is some staff members are incompetent. On the Cobra, I was locked too high and I didn't touch the floor. I told the guy who just ignored me and smiled at me before launching me into a ride of despair. After I got off the Cobra, at my best friend's amusement, I involuntarily walked like a cowboy for the next 10 minutes. The G-force tanked in by my crotch during those loops was atrocious! On the Orbit, I nearly had a heart attack. The guy DID NOT LOCK MY FUCKING SEAT. The top part was LOOSE. When I reached the top, the top part extended completely and the belt started slipping out as my spine stretched and extended. I FREAKED OUT so hard I almost left an aerial trail of urine in the air. Jesus Christ man, lock the damn thing properly. 1/5. Food: OH MY GOD I LOVE GETTING FAT AT LARONDE. It feels so good yet so bad but then it feels good on the tongue so it makes it okay. That's pretty much all there is to say. Fully recommending the Nutella beaver tails. (Great selection in general too but don't expect healthy stuff) 3/5 (-2 because it's expensive. Very expensive) Overall 3/5 because of the staff and poor management of the staff but the rest is pretty fun. The lines however are decently sized but SOOOOOOOOOO SLOW compared to Canada's Wonderland. They BARELY move. It's IMPOSSIBLE to go on the Goliath or the Vampire passed 12pm. Don't even try. Not worth the 2 hour wait. Try to aim it on a Wednesday before elementary school/highschool starts. A pass is not really worth the money but a seasonal pass is way worth it if you plan to go there often. La Ronde is better than some parks but much worse than many. Still love it though and still worth going there once or twice :).
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