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| - Okay, so I admit that my first mistake was ordering a veggie burger at Double D --obviously not their forte, but hey it's on the menu so they could try to make it good. The truth is, this place had been taunting me to enter for months, so late one night I finally took the plunge.
The veggie burger was, in short, gross. It was really slimy and smelled like it had been fried in beef fat but aside from the rank of beef it was bland with an off-putting texture. Even worse were the fries. I think they may have come from frozen but either way they were cut way too thick so they just crumbled into dry, tasteless potato chunks upon tooth contact. There are few things that annoy me more than diners that pride themselves on greasy food yet cannot make a decent french fry! Determined to make the most of my meal, I requested ketchup and was given a blank stare of indifference before I finally received a bottle fifteen minutes later. I get it that the 'too cool for you' service is all part of the act but c'mon, give a girl some ketchup.
If anything can redeem Dangerous Dan's, it has to be the milkshakes. Get the Elvis, it is damn good.
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