General cluster fuck of a Starbucks.
Me: (notices whole milk jar is nearly out and notices Starbucks worker sort of standing idly by the milk bar and notices the line up that goes outside the door) Oh, this is almost empty (tries to hand it back to the Starbucks employee).
Him: There's still a bit left, enough for one more coffee. (puts the jar back on the counter walks away)
Me: (after him) Seems like a good idea to fill it up now, as you'll have to just do it in exactly 30 seconds. No?
Him: (Look on his face like he's still thinking about the pulled pork sandwich he had for dinner last night) Mmmmm.