More like noob-u.
This is one of those places that, if you're a douchebag, you brag about making it in the door.
You don't go here to eat. That is incidental. You go here to spend a ton of cash so that you can talk about how much of a badass you are.
Okay okay. I'm very impressed. While you're snorting a couple of lines off of that hookers tits, I'm going to go across the street to the family Japanese place and get some pretty decent sushi, udon, and sake. Have a nice time and viva las vegas and junk. Seeya.