After playing a couple of hours of Pai-Gow Poker at The Orleans, I asked for a comped lunch at the Courtyard Cafe. I've heard some good things about the place, and you can't beat a free meal. Wrong! The place was only about 2/3 full and the service was slower than the over 100 category in the senior olympics. I ordered the fish and chips. The only good thing was the french fries. The meal is supposed to come with 3 pieces of fish. I got 2 1/2. The first piece was O.K. The second was 1/2 the size and seemed thrown in just to be 3 pieces. The last piece was rock hard and must have been from some diseased fish. Lucky me, I got the fish with cancer or a tumor. Too grossed-out for dessert, I left and will NOT be coming back to this dump.