While my hungover friend was trying to recover, I did what I do best: shop! I say that I am a talented shopper not because I know how to find the best stuff, but because I find the best stuff at the best price. If there is a bargain to be found, I will find it.
And I tracked one down at the Steve Madden located in the Miracle Mile Shops. A pair of 4-inch sexy patent leather jaw-droppin' bitches were mine for 30% off! While they are not very practical, they ARE fierce.
I will be wearing these gorgeous shoes to the Yelp holiday party. I can't picture myself standing in these things for longer than 30 minutes. If you see me hobbling about like a concubine from the Qing Dynasty, offer me your seat. Please.