Well, I'd review the food if I could, but that turned out to be impossible, so instead I'm reviewing their appalling business practices.
I recently ordered food delivered through the handy dandy order online feature available through Yelp and paid for it up front with my credit card. Two hours later I called the restaurant to ask what was up with my order.
They said they never got it.
So I called the company that facilitates ordering via Yelp to ask them what was up with my order. They confirmed that not only had my order been received, but the restaurant had in fact confirmed receipt of that order two hours previously.
The super awesome customer service rep I was dealing with then called the restaurant. They told her that they got the order, but my house was too far away so they weren't going to do it.
They didn't call the company to let them know.
They didn't call me to let me know.
They lied to me about what was happening when I called them.
Apparently they were planning to just take my money.
I recommend anyone dealing with this establishment be very careful.