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  • FatCat see Pretty Lady on dance floor of night club one night. So FatCat smooth his way over to her on dance floor, get her attention, and start dancing with her. FatCat thinking to himself "You one smoooth cat, FatCat... Good work.". Just as FatCat thinking of moving to next step. Pretty Lady leaning over to FatCat, like she want to say something in FatCat's ear. FatCat get excited... FatCat have expectation of hearing something enticing and seductive from Pretty Lady.. But BIG disappointment for FatCat.. FatCat hear total opposite of expectations.... "I want you to buy me a drink".. Very crass.. FatCat turned off faster than electricity turning off during Great Northeast Blackout of 2003. Much like FatCat's experience at XO recently where FatCat go for broken-leg-friend's birthday party. XO worker complain to FatCat about not getting tip... Things FatCat Like (give XO 4 stars) - Room was very big and plenty of space for everyone - FatCat rolling 15 deep..(FatCat learn "rolling 15 deep" from hip-hop friend) - Lots of good songs on Karaoke machine - FatCat not find "wake me up before you go go" by Wham, but FatCat make up for it by singing "Mama said knock you out" by LL Cool J. FatCat thinking both songs have same message?? FatCat not good with english so FatCat not know for sure... Things FatCat not Like. (take away 1 star) - FatCat thinking that actually asking someone for tip is in very bad taste under any circumstance, but especially on this night. Server do nothing but stand outside chatting with other server. FatCat and company have to coming out of room every time to get own drinks at bar because server not come in to see if anyone need anything. FatCat have no problems tipping for service... but FatCat not auto-tip like mindless robot. Very crass. SIDE NOTE: Btw.. FatCat not forget about night club story.. FatCat respond to Pretty Lady like this.. "Pretty Lady... FatCat have been glad to buy you as many drinks as you want tonight... But absolutely no class in asking FatCat for it so bluntly... before you even have chance to dance with FatCat a little". Then FatCat tell Pretty Lady to enjoy rest of night and smooth his way back out of situation.
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