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  • I haven't gotten baked in many years...I can't afford the calories or the loss of cognitive function any longer...there is just no more margin for error! But there was this movie playing on the flat panel right above me...and it made me feel like I had gone down the rabbit hole one more time! The movie was about this Indian girl and her well meaning but "excitable" brothers...what a bunch of goofballs! They seemed to be stoned, too! And there was an Indian Nobleman (a Rajah?) who was sort of interested in the girl and rode a white horse through her living room! And there was lots of wrestling and tickling and witty banter between the brothers and the sister ("bunny, what do you keep in your hat?...brains?!?!") I felt like I had gone back 35 years, rolled a fattie of Oregon's Finest (and I can vouch for the fact that it was extraordinarily fine) and was sitting around watching a normal evening at the Kwik-e-Mart in Sweet Home! Just takin' it all in, man...abiding... I was mesmerized and charmed by this incomprehensible Bollywood spectacle as I had my chicken korma lunch special (the buffet is gone...lunch specials are the new reality...the "altered" reality). Tasty, tasty stuff, with garlic naan, raita and an assortment of chutney's, with the heat ramped up to "11" for me, making for a very entertaining and pleasant lunch. If they had a black light in there and maybe a little more sitar, Taj would have really blown my mind, man! Or if had just gotten toasted before lunch:-)
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