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| - Have you ever watched Lilo & Stitch? Pretty good, right? Well, sit your little aloha down here, and come hungry!
Can I just tell you right now that if you like gravy, then you're going to order chicken katsu loco moco. It's crazy good! (You can get el pollo loco after if you want).
Dude, seriously, it's in a bowl! And the bowl is bigger than your stomach!! A heaping of golden chicken katsu on top of perfect (jasmine?) white steamed rice. And to top all off... An explosion of gravy everywhere.. In a bowl! I also forgot to mention, two eggs cooked in any style you want.. In a bowl! Not a plate.. A massive bowl. Like eating cereal for dinner (+5000 more calories) I prefer over easy.. So you split the yolk and mix it with the gravy and it's like a super special moment, nah mean?
Aunty, the waitress, recommend you try da half kalbi short ribs half furikake chicken, brah! Broke da mout! (Which it think translates to hella bomb!!) and I try em wat Aunty say n I tell her .. "Oooh Aunty, it's onolicious!"
By the way, if you think you can finish it all in one sitting, you're going to hell cause you're a liar! You can't. You're not supposed to. You get a box and you take 'em home braddah!
Btw, on aloha Fridays, try the lau lau. & if you have room for dessert, dare you to get the kona coffee mud pie! Good thing 85% of the time it's aloha Friday on Fridays 100% of the time!
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