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  • I don't know why I let all ya'll in on my best date spots, but here we go again. You're lucky, lucky people. So pay attention boys and girls, because this one's a real gem. It's Friday night and you're strugglin' to come up with a place to take that wonderful woman in your life. You don't have the deep pockets for Teatro, the ballet isn't playing and you're definitely not foolish enough to try and pass Moxie's off as a good night out. Seriously dudes, if you take a girl to moxies and act like you've done her a favor, I hope your ass gets dumped ON THE QUICK. So where do you go? The Loose Moose, ya turkey! This is where you can get wine in a cup, brush shoulders with freaks geeks, hipsters, chess club kids, people older than your parents and more. It's an eclectic crowd - and that's what makes it what it is. Improv night here is awesome. You never know what you're going to get. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's a bit flat, but it's ALWAYS going to give you something to talk about in the car ride on your way out to another classy establishment after the show is done. See, that's what a good date is about. Originality. Creativity. Giving your date and you something to talk about other than your boring job and your probably-boring life. Laughing together. Sitting shoulder to shoulder in little theater chairs watching semi-pro actors work their butt off to entertain you. Sneaking your arm around her shoulders complaining about the fact that there's not a lot of room on the armrest. Easy. Think about it - you could go to the movies and pay $12 for a bag of popcorn that's been sitting in the machine since noon, served by a greasy kid who's just trying to save up to buy the next Final Fantasy title for his wii. OR, you could go to improv night, eat a handful of twizzlers and see a show that will never, ever be repeated verbatim. You know what to do.
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