"So you've just articulated your vision for your wedding dress to me, but I'm not going to do anything with that information. Go wander around and pick out dresses. I'll be over here. And oh yeah, you can only pick 8." Girl bye.
The extra star is for the sales gal that stayed in the dressing room with me and helped me get in to and out of every mermaid dress that I accidentally tried on because we couldn't tell it was a mermaid when we pulled it because she only wanted to be a little bit helpful.