While waiting for a flight, with my family we decided to eat here for dinner. I ordered the melt and I have to say I was not very impressed. All I tasted was grease. Dr. Nick would definitely allow Homer to eat this when he wanted to gain an obscene amount of weight. I also wouldn't go as far to call this a hamburger as it wasn't served on a bun, it was served on toasted bread.
One of the toppings is government cheese - it's basically kraft singles.
The tater tots were also nothing more than frozen McCain tots. If I were Napoleon Dynamite and had a pocket full of these I would give them to my classmate and avoid the kick and smashed tots.
Believe it or not my daughter's kids grilled cheese tasted better than my burger.