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  • So this was my first strip club experience for my friend's bachelor party. We walk in and the place looks nice. Immediately 4 girls pounce on us like lions hunting gazelle. They grab our hands and physically begin to pull us towards the private rooms. I was offered "fun" with 2 girls for an hour at $700 an hour. I declined and the. She asked "do you want a blowjob?" I responded with "I can't. I have a girlfriend" and this girl said "ok. Whatever. Bye." And just left me in the back private room and vanished. Basically the whole night was spent with girls trying their different ploys to get you to do a private show. I get it. That's how they make money. It felt like a used car lot. We then are told by one of the hostesses that we can sit at the tables as long as we order drinks. We ask if the free drink vouchers we had (from the package) counted and they said yes. We sat down and immediately had the hyenas on our laps with "is it ok if I sit on your cock?" Yea ok. Come to find out that the vouchers don't count and we need to buy drinks ($15 for a beer) or leave. The girls said "fuck them. They're cheap asses and won't buy drinks." The rest of the visit was spent at the stage avoiding eye contact with the girls who were circling like vultures and were super pushy about private shows. Overall it was pretty uncomfortable. Maybe because it was my first time and I didn't know what to expect. Luckily I went to another club after this (again with the package) and it was much better, but that's another review. The girls were pretty hit and miss, but I can't fault them because I don't think they would play their varsity team on a Wednesday.
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