Canada, I love you, but your airports suck. They really do.
The signage doesn't make any sense, the dining options are limited and mostly terrible, and is duty-free even a thing? Something tells me it's not a thing. It doesn't seem like a thing. I don't think it's a thing.
I spent $14 on a bagel this morning, that was promptly ruined when it was pressed on a grill. I didn't plan on eating it for a couple hours and now it's a soggy mess. Who presses a bagel that has lox and schmear?! Grrrrrr.
The screens that show departure gates also display ads, so when you finally find your flight on the screen it switches to a Canadian tourism ad.
Where are the moving sidewalks? Why are the halls so narrow? Are you trying to be inefficient? You're succeeding.
Oh, and the bathrooms are disgusting.