Ugh.
Dear Franktuary,
Please stop attempting to make brunch. Your selection is pathetically small and overpriced. You pile on your subpar fries to make up for actual brunch foods. You refuse to put cheese on scrambled eggs (cheddar is on the menu, so I know you have it!), with a pretentious, "Noo, we don't do that....." Whatever that means. And your veggie sausage is REPUGNANT. Sausage is not supposed to crumble apart, regardless of what it's made from. Please stick to making hot dogs.
Bottom line: my husband and I left your restaurant feeling very hungry. That sucks.
Also, let's agree to start using Heinz ketchup. Whatever recipe you have is NOT cutting it. I advise anyone going here to bring their own bottle.