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| - Thought I'd write a review about the only two things that matter for me in Las Vegas---gambling and food--- and I'll leave all the kiddy rides, cocktail service, and # of white tigers spotted to others.
If you like blackjack and seriously try to win with your head instead of your ego, read on.
Man what a double deck game. hands down the BEST on the strip. I only won $700 ( for playing $50-150/hand that aint much) but the rules make it so good. They are the ONLY casino on the strip offering $25 DD blackjack THAT DEALERS STANDS ON THAT SHITTY SOFT 17.
All casinos have changed to hit S17, which benefit the casino.
Lets see:
stand on S17 ---check
double after split---check (PH u cant do it there jerk-offs!!!)
play 2 hands for the minumum----check
mutiple $25 double-deck tables on 4th of July Sat Night---check
good penetration (# of cards dealt)----check
friendly dealers----ok got me there THEY SUCK MY HAIRY NUTSACK
I bet 2 hands and remember getting a 17, and 18, dealer had 17. She slid my 17-hand bet to my 18, and it hit me 5 seconds later. She shouldve knocked on my 17 (push) and given me $30 from their infinite chip rack. I had to call instant replay pit-boss booth, and they confirmed (overturned bitch!) so I got my $30 but bitch didnt even offer an apology. If the rules werent so good and limits werent $100 everywhere else that night I would be long gone.
Then this schmuck comes to my table, this loser came up next to me with $60 to change to chips ON A $25 TABLE. Played one hand, fucked up the deck, lost $30 and left. Another dipshit pedophile type sat to my left as I was playing alone, would take out $25-50 bucks at a time, jump in and out of the deck and play one hand every 4-5. Each time not buying in more than $25-50. I snapped and told the child-molester, "Why dont you pick another table to jump in and out of?" He got a bit scared and startled and fucked off. Then I got heat from the stupid blonde ugly bitch dealer saying I cant do that and that its their business I am hurting. i laughed and told her that:
A) he will find another table
B) I didnt force him to do anything I simply suggested he go fuck off
C) I am betting 2 hands of $25-100 do you want my biz or his $25 pedophile streaks?
D) Well I'll take shitty dealers who are busting rather than perky dipshits that pretend to be sad when you lose.
Man cant foget one dealer, TIM---The Mona Lisa would have dealt cards with more emotion and speed, but I jacked their ass for $700 and pounded a free cafe comp take THAT you douchbag deluxes!
FYI= For ALL people---if you see someone trying to make money at a blackjack table---you have every right to play, but please, have some FRIGGIN COMMON SENSE AND COURTESY and dont come to a table with your buffet money; better off trying a Megabucks machine. And at least ask if you can join the table or wait for next shoe as a courtesy. You are not gonna win shit with $50 bucks, go play penny slots and enjoy your $2 jackpots or something!!!! Either stay and play or go away!!!
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