I'm sorry. On a few levels. Needed a breakfast place in the area yesterday and went with Yelp. This is the first time I've been disappointed. with Yelp consensus reviews.
I love Jewish delis and have learned to "settle" in Phoenix.
But I'll never settle for Eggs Benedict on a bagel with a slice of Kraft American Process Cheeselike Food Product between the deli ham and the poached egg. Don't offer something if all you're going to do is mortally insult it's memory!
The coffee at least is the swill I grew up with B.S. [Before Starbucks} - just like I remember in Jewish delis and everywhere for that matter - but that's another rant altogether.
Meh-be the lox is good. Meh-be the good corned beef is piled sky high. I'll probably never find out.