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  • Dear Americano - I know how you came to be. American soldiers were fighting for democracy, and hindered by the innate need for sleep. Coffee was of course there to help, but disguised as an espresso, it had to be watered down. The point of this digression is simple - order the Americano, learn about what dilution does to taste, and experience a peaceful truce between our European comrades. Also. Eggplant sandwich. If you appreciate the fact vegetables can save your life, order this. Wait... I don't usually do this, as I am one of those competitive types, but... Gentlemen: take a lady here, teach her about the Americano (I suggest a double in a short glass with a splash of steamed milk), and order the pistachio cookie. When you have the supplies and the scenery ready, it goes a little something like this: "Do you trust me?" whatever answer she says, you say "Perfect, that's why we are here". Take the cookie, teasingly dip it in the coffee, and tell her to close her eyes. I think you know where this is going... It's okay to be romantic once in a while. Bonus: after her face is glowing and her knees are pointing inwards, she may ask you, "what was that for?" you say, "because it's Tuesday, and I love you." Sincerely yours,
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