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  • I found the Rainforest Store to be very disappointing. I went in there with one goal: buy a mechanical parrot. Man, they make the mechanized parrot purchasing experience a nightmare. Aside from the fact that the roof leaks and you're constantly in danger of being electrocuted, none of the staff seem at all versed in the features or options of the parrots. Are the roosts sold separately? How much for the whole tree? Can my parrot be "taught" new bawdy phrases to delight my friends? And when you press them on the issue, they try to divert your attention away from your seemingly simple mission by plying you with alcohol and the shittiest microwaved snacks you can imagine. I mean, it seems like a nice gesture to give you something to nibble on while you wait for a Senior Parrot Specialist to come to your assistance and close the sale; but in the end you just end up wet, hammered, food poisoned and parrotless. [ UPDATE: When checking my online banking later, I noticed they charged me for the food and drinks! I thought it was complimentary and they just wanted my credit card to put down a deposit on my birdie. What a racket. ]
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