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  • This is my first exposure to Scottsdale nightlife. I came here right after spending about 1 hour at Dirty Pretty. The good part of it was that I was no longer at Dirty Pretty (god I hate nightclubs) so I was actually excited to be in a regular bar, order a cocktail and chill by the bar. yeah right. Although it looks like a bar, it still very much behaves like a nightclub. The bar has a wheel where, after you climb on top to spin it, you get to do whatever shot is shown there or whatever 'action' is there as well. The 3 girls I was with managed to do blowjob shots and push ups all while wearing a micro cocktail dress (is it really a dress if it barely covers your crotch?) and matching platform hooker heels. Granted I felt a little out of place for being the only girl wearing jeans, or the only girl with naturally brown hair, or the only girl not wearing 5lbs of makeup. damn Scottsdale.... your girls are high maintenance. The guys there were pretty much in 'hunting' mode too. One accidental look-in-the-eyes and they swore you desperatelty wanted them. Sorry, i'm not into popped collars and I don't like the fact that your wear more gel than I do, or any, for that matter, but thanks! The drinks prices are standard-high (but then again its Scottsdale so you should know better), but I still recommend this place rather than many of the nightclubs in the area because it has a rather big open seating/terrace where you can escape from sweaty men and armani exchange cologne and attempt to have a good time. Aaaaand, despite me being ridiculously mean about this place, I did have a good time (but then again, who doesn't when you are drinking heavily, right?) ;)
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