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By The Rue
Thursday lunch was the Cheesecake Factory,
Ordered an iced tea but not a daquiri,
Chicken chipotle pasta was satisfactory,
The bread and butter were complimentary.
The hostess was hot like they always are,
She led us to a table that wasn't very far,
When I go golfing I shoot way over par,
You cannot pay your tab with an Iraqi Dinar.
My friend ordered some asian salad,
Crispy and fresh the taste was valid,
This review is reading like a rock ballad,
There aren't many words that rhymn with salad.
I would have given them 4 stars, just one thing,
Even the lunch menu thinks you have bling bling,
$11.95 for a bowl of pasta like I'm a king,
On the weekends you and your wife like to swing.
The service was great, waitress was aware,
I look like a hobo, she avoided my stare,
I usually go commando, undies I don't wear,
This place was good, and the food was fair.
Brownies!!
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