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Cool drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
Tastes so good, make a grown man cry,
Sweet cherry pieeeeeeeeeeeee.
No matter which rippers I go to, no matter where it is, no matter the girls, the drinks the friends..... If I don't hear a song by an 80s hair metal mega band like Guns'N Roses, White Snake, or Poison, the visit feels unfulfilled, clean and like something is missing.
It's been a year since my last visit to the peelers and as I've mentioned in past, there are specific reasons why that is:
1) You pay for everything short of going to the bathroom
2) A lot of teasing with no end satisfaction (not that I would want THAT kind of satisfaction... OK maybe after a couple of drinks)
3) Expensive
However, that all said, sometimes we guys just need to have a couple of drinks while a gorgeous naked girl tells us how awesome we are as she siphons money from our wallets like its gasoline during a zombie apocalypse (Didn't I have 3/4 of a tank left ...???) We're guys, let's face it, the experience is great for our egos, bad for self esteem and unless you've got game like Michael Jordan, there isn't a farts chance in a windstorm that you're gonna get lucky.
Good points about FYEO:
- bartenders are super friendly and hilarious. They chatted us up (occasionally pointing out who the 'really dumb" strippers were) and telling us all the juicy behind the scenes gossip (like who was dancing prego... *gags*)
- No cover charge to enter (at least not at 5pm... he he he)
- Drink prices were NOT over the top
- The neked girls were purdy!
Needs Improvement for FYEO:
- No stage access (the bar sits between you and the stage) therefore no $5 stage dives boys
- $20 charge to access the VIP lounge, so you can then pay for your dances
- $20 song (normal) BUT you need to exchange the money for tokens which you THEN hand over to your lady of choice (seems like a lot of extra steps).
This trip wasn't a total bust, but the key elements I look for in my annual trip to the rip were lacking so I give this place an A-OK 3 star and say I'll see you next year ladies.
SWEET CHERRY PIEEEEEEEEE!!!
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