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  • okay let me tell you first of all none of them speak english. I had a groupon and didnt know how to redeem it and neither did they. Finally after figuring out how to redeem the couple massage we sat down and a women imeditally instructed us to this room where there was two buckets of water and towels we undressed and put our feet into the rose water. Then they make us lay back with our feet in the water. Once we are both settled they start with our face with this strange oil that smelled like asshole but once the oil was gone they proceeded to dry massage face andcheeks they they started on arms and hands NO OIL OR LOTION and they were digging at my skin. Then she took it upon herself to reline my arm and rip my arms back behind my head and widdle them like a limp noodle. Then as the tragedy continued we got a nice break from them ripping into our skin and then they came back with like hot pads for our eyes and head and as you sat there it burned your flesh. I had contacts on and i swear on my life i thought they were going to melt on my eyeballs. Then they start at our feet mind you they have been in this water the whole time and when we took them out they are all pruned and have rose pedals stuck inbetween our toes. They start with some lotion on legs and feet at first it feels relaxing then its like jabbing a nail into our feet. Once that hell was over we flipped over and they started at the back. NOTHING WENT RIGHT first off had a little lotion and then she was on top of me using her knees to massage me it felt like a car running back and forth on my back. Then she procceeds to massage me with the towel? which felt like sand paper against my skin. Then they left and came back with some scolding hot rocks that were so hot that it burnt my flesh. Finally hell was over and on our way out we tried to be respectful and gave a tip and they keep pointing for us to go different places moral of the story dont go here spend your money on gambeling or strippers this shit is wack. ALSO ATTACHED IS A PICTURE OF MY BRUISED ARM FROM THE MASSAGE!!
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