You know how sometimes you walk into a place and just think to yourself, "Man this is awesome. I'm so happy to be here." ?
You feel the music and the staff looks like they actually want to be there and the ambiance as a whole is just enjoyable..
You will never get close to the above euphoria at Blue Martini. 95% of the staff looks like they're planning their own suicide. And unless you're a geriatric asshole who appreciates shitty Tina Turner covers and overpriced spritzers, you'll have a blade on your wrists as well. Trust me.