Oh Smelly Cat, can I come live in your space? I can bake the gluten free treats you offer along with your other pastries, stock your cooler with Odwalla and blynk organic products that you provide, clean for you plus treat you really well. I would make sledge hammers within a minute, give spectacular service and make sure your paintings done by local artists would sell. I would make sure all the little pods you have are spotless and that the Wi Fi was working so free wireless for everyone! I can give you the love you really need Smelly Cat, the love you deserve. You have been so good to me in the past with the aromas of various brewed coffees, reasonable prices and kitschy design, I feel like it's the least I could do for you.
Let's turn this dream into a reality. Love,
Tiffany