Sit at the bar. Order an old fashioned, and the spaetzle. You won't regret it (though you might cringe at the $15 price tag on the old fashioned).
I'd skip pretty much everything else on the menu that I've tried. It's all very Meh, but the Old Fashioned's and the Spaetzle are worth 5 stars each, so with some awkward non-mathematical rounding, I'll go to 3 stars.
Seriously though. Get an old fashioned.